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"If it hurts me, it must hurt the other ones twice as much."
"No, I do not accept defeat here. I do not accept this."
"Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do."
"Oh, you poor thing, you’ve got no chance, you’re already beaten."
"You’re all beaten; I am just laughing at you."
"I get paid to hurt other people, how good is that?"
"In the hierarchy of the family, I’m just above the dog. But I like it that way."
"Having things organized is for small-minded people. Genius controls chaos."
"While I’m not very talented at cooking, I am very talented at eating."
" I am confident that when I get really old, the human lifespan will be extended."
"Cycling is not rocket science."
"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
|The Jens Voigt Soundboard|
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Quotes via the RadioShack-Leopard Trek website and CyclingTips.com.